phd

poofy hair dude

im gonna call him phd (poofy hair dude)

by scifiandfoodisbae July 30, 2016

PhD

Pimpin' Hoes Degree

Me: Yo, Dawg! I jus' got me my PhD
Dawg: For real, Cuz?!
Me: Yea, man. I got me my Pimpin' Hoes Degree!

by Barry Cares June 28, 2016

PhD

Pretty huge dick

I've got a PhD... A pretty huge dick

by w_chocolate03 December 3, 2018

PHD

Pretty Huge Dog

I Have A PHD

by Acapaca Soda Cracker August 5, 2022

PhD

An academic hazing ritual designed to systematically dismantle the student's mind, body and sense of self. Those foolish and brave enough to finish get the opportunity to compete for a scare few jobs. You also get a hat.

Ah man Jane just finished her PhD, I knew it was bad but I didn't know that post humanity disorder was so bad.

by The Mediocre Bruh October 18, 2021

PHD

Porn hub dick

Person 1: yo jamal has a gaint PHD
Person 2: what do you mean by that
Person 1: porn hub dick

by Noyou234 March 11, 2025

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024