The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
by roneal October 5, 2007
Get the premature textulation mug.Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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Get the premature ejaculation mug.by BGSG March 4, 2009
Get the Premature ejerkulation mug.1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.
2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).
2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).
by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010
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by SamsLembas October 9, 2008
Get the Premature answer checking mug.Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.
Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.
by VPizz January 14, 2008
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