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premature textulation

The accidental sending of a text message, resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense.
I had a premature textulation, I sent the text that "She farted sideways..." and I almost shat myself!
by roneal October 5, 2007
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premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.
"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"
by Richard Black August 18, 2006
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premature ejaculation

when a guy(mainly justin mundt) cums before he can get it in
"Oh, God dammit justin I don't even have my shoes off and you've already cum"
by Josh May 3, 2004
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Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.
Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation
by BGSG March 4, 2009
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premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).
Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.
by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010
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Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.
Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.
by SamsLembas October 9, 2008
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Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.
Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.
by VPizz January 14, 2008
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