Period

The devil's way of demanding blood

She is cranky because she's giving period

by Thelightningmaster March 11, 2015

Period

5 to 7 days of hell for all men.

Man: Hey what's up, babe?
Woman: MOTHU FUCKIN BASTARD ALL MEN ARE PIGS WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH I HATE YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!
Man: Holy shit you must be on your period. Must be that time of the month!

by Batman0081 January 24, 2008

Period

A mysterious force that makes any woman a bitch.

Andrew: Hey babe how was your day?
Sally: Fuck off I’m on my period

by Definitelynotaman June 21, 2019

Period

1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.

2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.

3. The worst thing God ever created.

dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.

by B.G. Cav January 13, 2008

Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010

Period

To state something is true.

Person A: Stacy is a bitch.
Person B: PERIOD!

by itsmebetty September 2, 2018

Period

Witchy bitchy week
The monthly punishment for not being pregnant

We are 𝑛𝑜𝑡 to be fucked with at this time or we will kill you

Any girl *is moody*
Boy: Awww whats wrong? You on your pe-

Girl *punches in jugular* : don’t fuck with me I’m on my period and my 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 kill you *smiles sweetly*

by suck.my.lolipop.karen October 21, 2019