Period

The excuse that females used to act how they do.

Girl: *Throws phone*
Guy: What was that for?!
Girl: my second to least favorite character died
Guy:….
Girl:….
Guy: Period?
Girl Yes.

by h20polo1717 July 18, 2022

Period

5 to 7 days of hell for all men.

Man: Hey what's up, babe?
Woman: MOTHU FUCKIN BASTARD ALL MEN ARE PIGS WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH I HATE YOU DON'T EVER TALK TO ME AGAIN WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH!
Man: Holy shit you must be on your period. Must be that time of the month!

by Batman0081 January 24, 2008

Period

A mysterious force that makes any woman a bitch.

Andrew: Hey babe how was your day?
Sally: Fuck off I’m on my period

by Definitelynotaman June 21, 2019

Period

1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.

2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.

3. The worst thing God ever created.

dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.

by B.G. Cav January 13, 2008

Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010

Period

To state something is true.

Person A: Stacy is a bitch.
Person B: PERIOD!

by itsmebetty September 2, 2018

Period

Pretty much a woman's week where she is allowed to hate everyone one....its not opposite day...its opposite week!

Also it sucks so boys you are not missing out

Periods are going to be the cause of mens extinction

by Tabletenis91210 April 22, 2019