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Peeniverse 

A peeniverse is the little world which resides within your peener weiner. Some people have bigger peeniverses than others however any peeniverse greater than 1.85 inches is considered pretty big.
1- Woaaah dude… calm your peeniverse, it’s getting out of control.

2- My peeniverse has been pretty upset since you stopped playing video games with me.

3- That peeniverse has some pretty interesting residing governments.
Peeniverse by BrownBoobyBoy July 13, 2025
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slang for penis (male genitalia)
"Last night I was jorking my peenitz"
Peenitz by CTRLPLAY November 22, 2025

Brain peenitration 

The annoying psychological intrusion of trying to admire or fantasise over a hottie - yet you know her boyfriend and so cant stop thinking that his man bits are regularly over her - thus peenitrating into your day dream!
*Damn she's hot dude! imagine getting...........

- yeh but you know she goes out with Hulio...

*Aww what, not him... brain peenitration!!!!!!! yuk.