looking peared

saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them

'DAMN!! That girl is looking peared!'
meaning 'that girl is sooo goddam ugly'

by Donkid January 21, 2009

double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.

cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!

by driver_im8 December 6, 2010

im peaked

Somethin that makes ur eyebrows peak when you raise them

When she explained how helium works I was like "Im peaked!"

by Shooketh.speaker August 30, 2017

double phased

High and drunk at the same time with no whities, very very fucked and you are a sesh gremlin

Dan was double phased last night!

by Dansman February 7, 2018

Tawny peaked

When a woman baps her pendulous breasts on top of someone's head. The origins of this come from a lawsuit
That was filed by a patron of a gentlemen's club in FLA.. claiming that a dancers action of bapping her breasts on top of his head caused him neck injuring his neck.the dancers name just happened to be tawny peaks. Hence.the term

I was at the club.an this danced tawny peaked me!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022

Oliver Wesley Pease

An extremely attractive and hunky person who is the biggest and baddest bird of them all. Loves dnd and is that guy. 22 and single 😉

Did you hear about The Oliver Wesley Pease coming to our school?

by Thercmiv January 30, 2023