pandanic

Widespread or global panic, following news of a possible worldwide threat or event. This leads to panic buying of essentials such as toilet paper.

Chief Scientist: "Mr Chairman, we really should release the findings about this new deadly strain of virus."
Head of UN committee: "I see your point Sir Charles, but we also don't want a damn pandanic on our hands..."

by bill cauliflower April 4, 2020

Pandemic

Another way of saying 2020

Hey dude, this pandemic sucks!

by literallynobody July 3, 2020

pandemicsoot

a very cool tik tok account that has very good content. they have different kinds of content but mostly posts a woman with a different color hair every week.

you: hey have you heard of pandemicsoot?
friend: no..who’s that?
you: the best tik tok account ever.🤔

by leo_effing September 4, 2021

Sticky Pandemic

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face whilst proceeding to spread it round like facial cream, leaving it for a couple hours to harden up, then creating a safety mask for an ongoing pandemic.

My girl had no masks left so i had to give her the “sticky pandemic”

by SlimJesus03 December 21, 2020

Hot girl pandemic

Since we are still in a pandemic and there is no chance of a hot girl summer yet imma just call myself hot girl pandemic

Girl fuck hot girl summer,I’m in a hot girl pandemic

by Epicureanhoe March 26, 2021

Pandemic Pussy

When you've been quarantined for too long with no action and yo walls are tighter than the 2016 elections

A: omg i got that gorilla grip coochie now
B: gurl you got that pandemic pussy?!?!

by icyricegang April 17, 2020

pandemic

someone who is ether pansexual and demiromantic or someone who is demiromantic and pansexual

David: hay Jacob why aren't Kat and Emily going out. I thought Kat was a gay.
Jacob: na she is just a pandemic.

by Invite Sprite September 14, 2019