Alt-Paranoia

Short for Alt-account paranoia. When you make a alt-account out of fear of something bad happening.

Person 1: Dude why the hell did you make a different account for that
Person 2: I got Alt-Paranoia.

by Wario Defines January 19, 2021

Paranoia

A song that’s in every blade ball short ever.

I just listened to paranoia on Spotify.

by Plague doc December 04, 2023

Paranoia

(Look around you, all those people target you and only you)

That is paranoia

P1: I think that guy is staring at me...
P2: no? he's talking to them over there, do you have paranoia?
P1: I think..

by ♧Collateral◇ July 31, 2022

Paranoia

A conversational roll playing game back in the 1990s. What geeks played when they were feeling a little board with AD&D and just wanted a chance to play evil in game pranks on thier friends. Game setting takes place in a vast underground city after the great nuclear war. Players make clone characters in a darkly humurous marchivellian world.

Paranoia is the best game to play in Alpha Complex. The computer says so. You aren't questioning the computer are you?

by Flipped3540 December 19, 2015

Paranoia

A darkside now known as a light side named Virgil Sanders or Anxiety before he revealed his name to the other sides.

Also I am pretty damn sure that he and Janus (Deceit) are brothers. Change my mind, bitch.

Logan: you’re just para-
Virgil: *stares*
Logan: expressing an unhealthy amount of concern.

I have to say paranoia

by Xena/Xenon May 18, 2021

Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.

Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.

by glrd May 16, 2020

Lice Paranoia

The Itchy/crawly in the head feeling you get any time someone so much as mentions the word Lice.

My Daughter has lice, I don't have it but because of my Lice Paranoia my heads been itchy all day!

by Shay Porter December 05, 2013