When you or your boy drops facts or knowledge like a prophet would but you lowk don’t wanna sin and commit blasphemy so you just tell them they’re spitting like a prophet would (ur NOT LITERALLY saying they’re a prophet)
“Yo bro just crack and tell her you’re not tryna get cuffed because you want something casual”
“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”
“You’re lowkey prophetting right now”
by Snuzzfinder_15 November 17, 2025
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Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
Person 2: Muhammad
Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!
by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025
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He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
He is the smartest kid in school and makes the most brain-rotted jokes to make people laugh, he is also teased very often. Unfortunately he’s the type of nerd to say ‘no’ to doing your homework even for money!! Scott gets all the attention even though he doesn’t like it and sometimes, if you try being friends with Scott, he will push you away.
Although, underneath all this, his home life is a struggle and had to get a job at the earliest age. His family doesn’t have much money and struggles to keep food on the table. Scott however, hides it from everyone else, he expresses himself socially with funny jokes but keeps his home life secret at all costs. He is also Hatian Creole in his ancestry, and is very dark. He appears basic and looks like an alien when he takes off his glasses 🤓.
Person 1: “I heard only one person passed the final exam!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
Person 2: “It had to have been Scott Prophete!”
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"Hey James Keeps Talking About Cbt But I haven't seen him with anyone. Does That make Him a Cbt Prophet"
"I guess so"
"I guess so"
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