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PROMOTIONAL SEX

The frequent sex you get from your partner while the relationship is new while they are still trying to "hook" you.
Dewayne hasn't gotten any in weeks. They've been dating a few months now, he must be all out of promotional sex. I heard she's also quit shaving her legs and gained 20 pounds.
by Donna Schultz March 13, 2008
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proptologist

someone who has achieved a range of skills in all the facets of the preforming arts and is using that understanding to perform the art of seamless weaving of environments. A person or persons so skilled at art direction or set dressing that the audience is pulled emotionally into the environment. Theater Film TV
The show was crazy, who ever made Dracula's castle look so good had to be a proptologist.
by Mad Kat June 27, 2009
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Border Promotion

The raising of one's status as a result of crossing a literal, or figurative, border to an area where one is of higher relative status than where they came form.

This can be done by moving to an area where one's race or nationality automatically makes them elite, and/or moving to an area where one's financial means are much higher than the median as compared to where one is moving from.

This "move" does not have to be a physical move...it can be a social move. This is best evidenced by a loser white guy going after minority women to get a hot one (e.g. mail-order brides). Likewise, any decent looking white woman can always secure herself a wealthy husband if she is willing to hook up with a successful black guy or an Asian guy.
When the Smiths retired and moved to Mexico, they got a border promotion and were able to live in a much nicer house.

That piece of white trash couldn't get a decent-looking white girl to save his life, but once he went down the mail-order bride route, he got a really hot wife due to the border promotion.
by Bill From VA December 12, 2008
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pompt

pompt is an undefined action verb. it can be used in place of any other action verb in the english language. it is the ultimate in context-based definition. every use of pompt should be defined by its context. examples below should clarify.

pompt is also the base structure for a variety of noun, adjective and adverb derivatives, such as: (n) pompton, pomptor, pomptasm, pomptitude, pomptality, pomptation; (adj) pomptastic, pomptacular, pomptudinous, pomptalicious, pomptful, pomptatious; (adv) pompterrific, pompt(adj)+ly.
go pompt yourself.
let's pompt up some dinner.
pompt yourself on over here.
pompt the window, will you?

that pie was pomptastic.
pomptacular idea!
that girl was totally pomptatious.

hey, throw me the pomtpor.
by The Cinimod September 12, 2006
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email promotion

When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.
Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.
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Self-promotion

Self-promotion isn't a recommendation because if you have to say it, it's more than likely not true.
Jerry - "I'm not here to brag but I have won over 30 business awards, been the manager of 3 companies and I'm only 23"

Paul - "Hey now, Self-promotion isn't a recommendation"
by TheSwineFlu August 18, 2011
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Pompton Stroll

An old-timey term for a handjob. The term was coined in Pompton Lakes, NJ.
Lawrence asked Samule, "What's that mess on your trousers?" Samuel replied, "The weather was so pleasant this evening that Eleanor and I took a good ol' pompton stroll behind the dumpster at the bakery."
by Mergs99 August 18, 2016
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