Phobophobia

A pathological condition whereby the sufferer fears those who fear pathologically.

Remembering that his friend suffered from an acute case of phobophobia, Timothy abstained from mentioning that hiding in Grandma's trunk made him feel claustrophobic.

by Eric Von Lhomond July 28, 2006

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009

Poob

A poob is a bum hair. Poo pube.

A shaved my poobs this morning.

by PoobMysterGeneral December 14, 2009

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

Pooballer

A Pooballer is a sucky pitcher in baseball for the opposing team that is either throwing really slow or just sucks dick. Striking out against a Pooballer will result in uncontrollable laughter and humiliation.

Kole: Hey Tyler!
Tyler: What man?
Kole: How did you strike out against this pooballer dude..?
Tyler: Shut up man he got me off balance..
Kole: Haha you suck dick, faggot.

by Duggie May 27, 2013

poobic hair

pubic hair in and/or around the asshole

that girls got a nice ass except for her poobic hair

A: thats girls hot
B: yea but shes got poobic hair

by notdavidHitsKR September 18, 2010

poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012