Dildonic Plague

Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.

This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!

by dirtforker February 8, 2020

plague daisy

An individual whose presence is not desired however seems to ‘pop up’ like an unwanted weed on the lawn too frequently.

A person who comes to your house uninvited and is unwanted there but seems to think they can show up at all times of day, many times a day, like they are your best friend. You could call them a plague daisy.

by Samurye October 8, 2009

poobonic plague

Intestinal disorder characterized by tremendous bowel movements not unlike diarrhea, but with an accompanying odor that makes even the afflicted person gag with disgust.

After the doctor heard Andrew's symptoms, he immediately diagnosed him with poobonic plague.

by RMusick March 12, 2012

Plague Doctor

A doctor who has worked on the Black Plague

The Plague Doctor works on the Black Plague

by ghjklopui May 31, 2017

Brown Plague

An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts

I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.

by scroTIMOTHY January 23, 2017

ballbonic plague

A rash on the taint/ABC region of a woman from having a mans dirty balls slapping against it during missionary intercourse.

Susan-"Ahh, my taint itches. Do you have any ointment?

Amy-"Sorry, No. What happened?"

Susan-"I think I got the ballbonic plague from this long haul trucker I was fucking yesterday. I knew his balls smelled funny."

Amy-(Vomits)

by thementant September 18, 2012

Mourneabbey Plague

An severe illness that is friend induced.

Supposed Friend: Hi, want a lift home
Person: As long as you don't give me Mourneabbey plague
Supposed Friend: I Promise
*lies*

"My gave me Mourneabbey plague, but it's still better than a rudolph thong"

by mutedude98 January 13, 2008