When you done fucked up
Guy1: I'll have cereal
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself
*pours milk in first, has no cereal*
DJ Khaled: Congratulations, you played yourself
by DJ Khaledius August 31, 2016
Get the Played yourself mug.A girfriend (or boyfriend) that you date with the plan to ditch them as soon as something better comes along.
by writeon January 13, 2012
Get the Placeholder girlfriend mug.The baseball equivalent of touche.
Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.
Originating from the popular MLB commercial on Youtube where Joe Mauer gives proof of his bikini-clad trip to Cabo with the host, with a photo in a frame, after the host denies ever going.
by whiteeagle August 13, 2010
Get the Well Played, Mauer mug.A military term used to describe how combat engineers deal with an improvised explosive device; rather than risk injury or destruction to surrounding property, they will wire explosives to it and detonate it where it was placed/buried, or 'blow it in place.' Also, used to describe what will happen to someone if they keep fucking up.
"Shit! I pissed away millions of my investor's money, now the government is going to have to bail my firm out."
"Dude, when the news finds out, you're gonna be blown in place."
"Dude, when the news finds out, you're gonna be blown in place."
by Tom Bosch November 5, 2008
Get the Blown in place mug.Where my baby's mama takes me when I get get a hold of some checks out of old people's mailboxes. They will give me da money for a small fee wit no questions axed.
I'mo get a ride down da check cashin' place and take my cheddar down da club where i can pick up some white women.
by 50 Cent Crack Dealer August 9, 2004
Get the Check Cashin' Place mug.When you start developing feelings for someone, because he/she shows interest in you with cute texts, when really he litteraly doesn't give a f*ck about you and just likes to flirt around with random people.
you : hey, there's something I need to tell you... For the past few months we've been getting closer and I think I actually like you...
the player : oh, that's cool.
you have just been played
the player : oh, that's cool.
you have just been played
by whatismylifeatthispoint February 10, 2020
Get the Played mug.A phrase that is called out when you get up from your seat to make sure no one takes it.
Can also be used to make sure no one takes something while you're up.
Can also be used to make sure no one takes something while you're up.
Person1: *is getting up from the couch* I'm gonna go get a soda. Save place! And save place on the remote.
Person2: *sitting on floor* Dammit.
Person2: *sitting on floor* Dammit.
by Kirby92 March 17, 2008
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