shower faced pikeys

random skinheads that will skin you alive

Ben: Oh shit, here comes a bag full of shower faced pikeys.

Jack: We're fucked.

by exo666 February 26, 2009

sticky pikey poo

The brown slimy substance that is often found down the back of various fairground rides

Oh man! I just dropped a fiver down the back of the seat and reached back to get it and put my hand in this sticky pikey poo!!

by Maxine W September 22, 2007

Bore off you pikey

One of the classics in the Oxford English Dictionary, bore off you pikey is a phrase used a last resort when faced with a state of complete anger and desperation

Mother: please tidy your room

Me: not now I’m taking a dub

Mother: I’ll smash up your PS4 you sket
Me: oh bore off you pikey

by Willne has a square head x March 22, 2019

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 30, 2014

Pikey

Nauseated beyond belief.

Bob: I am so pikey.
John: here is some Anti-nausea

by Unicorn from Mars April 04, 2012

Pikey

Members of the nomadic travelling society that typically utilise expensive, I'll gotten caravans to travel around stealing, shitting and wreaking general havoc without having to worry about pesky laws.

"ahhh, I see our friends from the
Caravan
Utilising
Nomadic
Travelling
Society
are in town for the weekend"
"Fucking pikeys"

by Jojo231 December 02, 2023

Pikey

The act of going number 2 in your pants while at work and doing nothing about it (or attending a massage after the act).

Friend #1: I really need the toilet
Friend #2: careful you don't pikey it
Friend #1: good call I'll just got now

by Lewisharpie December 08, 2021