Philadelphia Napkin

A dirty cum rag. Often used as a napkin on fancy occasions.

"Jesse, set the table for thanksgiving. Use the good Philadelphia napkins!"

by freudeschoener November 25, 2011

Philanthroplasty

noun - A charitable donation of plastic surgery to the beauty-deficient or otherwise attractively-challenged.

In an effort to curb the ugliness of incest babies, the State of Alabama started the Philanthroplasty Fund For Children of Sibling Pregnancy.

by Tim The Insane April 1, 2015

philadelthia

How my dad pronounces Philadelphia... and he doesn't give a fuck!

"Hey, how 'bout dem Philadelthia Eagles! I sure like that Roitel cheese dip too!"

by Rudythedog7 June 12, 2018

Philadelphia Paint Job

After anal sex, she farts big and the cum sprays all over the wall.

I butt fucked her for a month, now I have a full Philadelphia paint job in my bedroom.

by Joe Black2 September 26, 2018

Philadelphia Slammer

When performing oral sex on man who is sitting on a wooden chair, the partner will suddenly take the man's nuts and slam them as hard as possible against the chair in a attempt to force a painful ejaculation . This was popularised in Philadelphia through a social media challenge.

My girlfriend was giving me some good head when suddenly she threw me a Philadelphia Slammer, it was so painful that I cried like a baby.

by Ghost witchet August 11, 2019

Philadelphia Fist bump

1) Sexual position wherein both male and female are laying back facing each other, either in a scissor position or the females legs bent over the males. The penis must be semi-flaccid to bend properly when inserted into the vagina. The thrusting comes from a rapid succession of punches that contact the base of the penis and may even incorporate grazing of the vulva.

2) how you'd picture two paraplegics going at it

3) see Philadelphia pancake Hawaiian Handshake

"Daisy and I were wrecked after round three but we still nutted using the old Philadelphia fist bump technique my daddy taught me after he lost his legs in 'Nam."

by CMDR Peaches November 2, 2019

Philadelphia sunset

A Philadelphia Sunset is when you drag your ass along a half open sunroof and take a shit and then piss into the open part of the sunroof. (With or without people inside)

“Hey John did you ever end up giving Katie that Philadelphia Sunset after she cheated on you?”

by KittyXD69 April 19, 2023