Patterson Publish

To give up half your credit on a book you wrote to James Patterson in order to have it sell well.

Harry just got a book published, but it was Patterson Published, so he really won't be getting all the attention for it

by Hehe_Boobs July 19, 2017

Patterrz

British YouTuber who loves tea, never failed a nuzlocke, definitely never cheated in a nuzlocke, has never failed a shiny and will eat a coffee bean

Person 1: Hey do you know the YouTuber Patterrz
Person 2: Ya I know them, aren't they the one who failed a few shinies and cheated in a nuzlocke
Person 1: No, that never happened you are just seeing things or hearing things
Person 2: ah, alright

by AndroidLightMary May 6, 2021

Madison Patterson

Really nice human and can be exremely kind but is a very big Thot. Ussaly with blonde hair and blue eyes and is very Thicco Mode

¨Oh shit Madison Patterson is Thicccccccc¨

by Rich set a fire April 10, 2019

Stinky Patterson

If you know you know

Steve: "that kid over there is a Stinky Patterson"
entire class:*bursts out in laughter* if you know you know ;)

by Peting Peterson January 22, 2020

kitter patter

The sound of kittens' pitter patter of their toe beans

The kitter patter awoke us in the night as Noodle chased Bear down the long hallway.

by Laird Hoo October 29, 2020

paternity test

Test taken to prove that a man is either the father or not the father of a child. ( see Maury show)

Stephanie tried to refuse to take the paternity test proving he wasn't the father because she didn't want the other guy to find out he wasn't the father either.

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

demetri patterson

Eats so much ass that it makes a grown man cry.

My dad wanted me to try a demetri patterson on my step mom before christmas.

by Mavrow May 6, 2018