Oyster Face

An expression describing the act of having ejaculate on ones face. Oyster in reference to the smell, color and consistency of semen being similar to a raw, shell-less oyster.

"I heard your brother gave Amy a little oyster face the other night."

Echh! I feel so gross right now. Danny gave me oyster face this morning and I can still smell it. That stuff never comes off."

"Take it to the base, then OYSTER FACE!"

by Fattius J Guy May 28, 2009

Moister Oyster

A pussy. Especially a wet, sloppy one.

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.

by bemadthen December 20, 2010

Boy Oyster

A Prawn Cracker filled with your own seamen.

The customer was rude so i served him boy oyster's for his entree.

by snorfie November 19, 2006

oyster pirate

a guy who goes down in a girl while she's asleep.

Brian's an especially creepy oyster pirate. he actually prefers it when his girlfriend doesn't wake up when he gives her a face job at four in the morning.

by badkorea July 23, 2010

Oyster Kisses

The female equivalent of a Teabag.

"That chick bounced her pussy on my face and it felt like Oyster Kisses"

by ChuckU.Farley March 25, 2009

Oyster Case

A woman who often has sex on the beach: as a result sand gets into her vagina and years later it will come to turn into a pearl.

That woman is such an oyster case. Probably has a full necklace at home.

by paew April 11, 2009

bearded oyster

vagina

put some knickers on Peggy, you're showing your bearded oyster!

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003