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man who will eat his own nuts

someone who plays brawl stars and wants to fuck the girls in the game
Mr P: "There goes a man who will eat his own nuts."
Mr S: " Golly you're right, it's your DAD!"
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Archive of our own

The best fanfiction website to ever exist.

Yes, it’s better than ff.net and wattpad
Person 1: what’s you favorite fan fiction website?
Person 2: archive of our own

Person 1: SAME
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Archive of Our Own

Quick explanation: fan fiction is a story based on a fictional/nonfiction world that deviates from the actual timeline and produces an alternate story. For example, if Naruto characters were in the modern world.

Archive of Our Own is a beta nonprofit website that distributes free fan fiction anyone can write with no advertisements at all. However, the process to write a fan fiction on said website is tedious, as the writing quality of these stories could sometimes rival Harry Potter, bringing up competition. Archive is commonly abbreviated to ao3. This website is commonly known as the holy grail of fan fiction, where the elite stories belong due to the sheer dedication people get, the growing support (albeit anonymous), and its intricate ‘tags’ sorting system. For example, take two people, Bakugou and Midoriya. If you want to see a fan fiction with a relationship between the two, you go to their fandom (Boku no Hero), select Relationships, then Midoriya Izuku/Bakugou Katsuki. This fan fiction may or may not have 5000 kudos (likes).

Other fan fiction websites that are notable for being significantly lower tier than Archive are fanfiction.net (ff.net) and Wattpad (wattpad.com).

In short, Archive of Our Own is the best fanfiction website and you cannot change my mind.
Wait, you read fanfiction?

Yeah, but only on ao3. Wattpad is lwk trash.

You’re not wrong. I mean Archive of Our Own is the best fan fiction website out there.
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your own name

What you search up on Urban Dictionary for self validation.
Guy 1 - yoo i just searched up my own name on the urban dictionary and guess what, it said that people with this name were sexy hot sweet and kind! imma show this to my friends hahaha

Guy 2 - Get some help. Why on Earth do you need to search up your own name in the Urban Dictionary and make a big un about it? In fact, your name has NOTHING to do with you and your personality. Sure, search it up for the sole desire of curiosity. But don't go any further than that. The only one person in charge of your etiquette and character is you yourself. You don't need validation from random people on the internet, you don't need validation from strangers whom you have never meet/will never meet in your whole life. The only to true pathway to inner peace is self validation from yourself. If you don't like yourself, then you won't be able to progress much in your life. If you don't love yourself, you won't have true and genuine harmony in life.
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Cooked your own spleen

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot
Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"
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Poo your own goose

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves
Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose
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