Ouner

The french verb for 'To own', like owned and pwned. The actual french verb for posession is Avoir, so Ouner directly refers to a competitive victory.

Present tense

Je oune - I owned
Tu ounes - You owned
Il oune - He owned
Elle oune - She owned
Nous ounons - We owned
Vous ounez - They/You owned ('You' when adressing a stranger)
Ils ounent - Those guys owned
Elles ounent - Those girls owned

Past tense, conjugated with Avoir (To have)

J'ai ouné(e) - I have owned
Tu as ouné - You have owned
Il a ouné - He has owned
Elle a ounée - She has owned
Nous avons ounés - We have owned
Vouz avez ouné - They(You) have owned
Ils ont ounés - Those guys have owned
Elles ont ounées - Those girls have owned

J'ai t'ouné - I owned you!

by Tomanton February 13, 2005

one-owner

can be defined as someone who is truly unique. It is worth noting, that a one-owner has attributes that aren't necessarily positive, in fact, they are often characteristics that are deemed negative. In most cases, these people are unaware of their own behaviors that have helped define them as one-owners.

One could suggest that we are all one-owners to a certain degree, but these people worth labeling are truly remarkable in their respective gifts of "one-owning."

It is imperative that we define what qualifies/differentiates a one-owner and a person with a couple of questionable behaviors. Going forward as a society, we must work together to correctly identify one-owners. By finding and identifying one-owners, we can establish recognizable patterns and behavior that will further assist us in eliminating this troublesome burden on society.

Studies currently theorize that one-owners are best to be avoided, but this will surely leave our children and society vulnerable to the regular practices of one-owners. It is not yet clear if the habits of a one-owner can be transmitted to others not identified as one-owners.

For the greater good of society, we the people must take a stand against one-owners, whether they be friend, family, or foe — and work to eliminate them before we become a modern day Idiocracy.

DP: "Hey, have any of you seen Virgil today?"

Dabo: "Nah, I haven't seen him since yesterday."

Eddie: "That sounds just like Virgil! You can never find him when you need him."

Rubio: "Did I hear you guys say you were looking for Virgil? Well, if so, then you should already know where his ass is."

DP: "What the hell are you talking about Rubio?"

Rubio: "Well for starters, he had to grab something at Lowes for the shop. He brought that back, and then proceeded to get breakfast for everyone. After he brought that back, he had to swing by the hardware store for supplies. Actually, now that I think about it, he should be back anytime."

DP: "What the fucking fuck did he do all of that for? All three of those places are in the same shopping center. It would have been logical to make one trip for everything."

Rubio: "Did you expect anything else?"

DP: "Well no, he is a fucking one-owner, after all."

Eddie: "You got that right, a mutha-fucking one-owner for sure."

Dabo: "No shit, he is definitely a one-mutha-fucking-owner."

Stephen: "#blessed."

by #cg June 27, 2017

Get Fucked By The Owner Day

On January 17th, the owner can do whatever they feel like to anybody else in the server. They remembered. You can't stop them.

User: "Oh man, last year's fuck the owner day was fun, I wonder what's coming up?"
Owner: "It's payback time, get fucked by the owner day, see you soon."

by GimmickAccount#152 January 5, 2022

Osterhage

The sweetest last name ever! People with this last name are scientifically proven to be all around sweeter and awesome.

Anna Osterhage aka "sweet as hell"

by Anna O. January 13, 2008

Österreich

German for Austria

see Austria and World War I

A: Another war won by Österreich!
B: Wait until they join Germany, then Österreich is fucked again!

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Psychiatrist: What is your opinion about Österreich?
Patient #1: Österreich wird eines Tages wieder eine Weltmacht sein!
Patient #2: What is an Österreich?

by wrencheater June 17, 2006

plank owner

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005

ownerer

Jeremy. see Destroyer661

The ownerer is the owner of all ownz.

by JerryC December 11, 2004