a ran through piece of shit who continues to orally receive overage mens penis and believes anal sex counts as still being a virgin.
by jakob wellman May 26, 2022

Honey I know you're trying hard but your penis isn't working for me. We need to go on an Orlando Safari so I can have fun too.
by Colorado Mountain High June 17, 2023

NPC 1: Hey did you remember Jeff?
NPC 2: Yeah there’s something weird with him now though.
NPC 1: Pretty sure it was The Orlando Effect
NPC 2: Yeah there’s something weird with him now though.
NPC 1: Pretty sure it was The Orlando Effect
by MRG1EUW September 30, 2022

they are the best couple ever. treats each other well always laughs at each others jokes and just amazing people to be around.
by orlliegad May 6, 2021

by Dr.85120 June 13, 2020

Just all around slim thick, hotter than James Charles, the perfects mans man, likes to kiss James Charles
Boy1- “omg Orlando Cran is actual thick”
Boy 2- “ikr I saw Orlando Cran kissing James Charles yesterday
Boy 2- “ikr I saw Orlando Cran kissing James Charles yesterday
by Peen man November 4, 2019
