An outrageously selfish girl who will allow you to sexually pleasure her but will never return the favor.
"Bro, I tried to hook up with that girl last night but she turned out to be an olive."
"Damn I got olived so hard last night"
"Damn I got olived so hard last night"
by dabombhowie January 12, 2015
Oliver is the most amazing guy you will ever meet, with a gorgeous British accent and a body to match he is sexy as sin. He is shy and kind but vibrant and hilarious all in the same way. His dry sense of humour knows no bounds and can be both side achingly funny or cringy enough to crack a smile either way he will always brighten your day. Oliver is a true diamond in the rough and eyes that reflect such beauty. Its hard not to love Oliver as a friend or more but trust that he is always devoted to only one girl, and if your lucky enough to be that girl then dont ever let him go. He is sweet, unbelievably romantic and sometimes so on point with your needs youd think he's psychic and best of all he has the patients of a saint, which makes some believe that someday he's going to really blow his fuse. But overall he is just the cutest, sexiest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet and thats why I'm glad to say that he's mine.
he is such an Oliver
by Live Oliver February 18, 2019
by Hansley March 28, 2005
Abnormally short person with a big rack, who enlightens everyone's life and brings happiness to all.
by Kyle Duncan March 07, 2005
Oliver is a boy that will be there for you no matter what. He is caring, nice but makes mistakes. However, if you have an 'Oliver' in your life, don't let him go as he will be there for you no matter what you go through.
by naoba13 February 17, 2017
The biggest fuck-up you’ll ever meet. On the surface he seems calm and funny, maybe even a bit crazy and zany, but on the inside he’s dying. He knows he’s worthless and he wants help. But he’ll never ask for it.
Hey, that guy seems depressed
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
by Godzilla 191 June 16, 2019
The most cracked out fucker you're ever gonna meet. An oliver is either an only child or has 5 brothers. A lot of girls are attracted to oliver, and by a lot i mean none. Oliver is going to die alone. Fuck oliver.
by Zigdogg July 10, 2020