young offender's moustache

Small sprouting of fluff around the mouths of teenage boys, too pathetic to constitute a full-blown moustache. Should be shaven off.

Quite common in the Southern States of America, and those in Young Offender's Institutes.

"Maa momma says im reeeal purdy"

by Chrissy.T. May 27, 2004

offensive

What you see that you don't like when you look in the mirror.

Truth is the most offensive thing of all.

by Killing Kittens October 14, 2004

non-offensive swears

For all the religious people out there, they can now get away with cuss words by doing the following:

- Instead of the "F" word, say "Vuck," which sounds very close.
- Instead of the "S" word, say "Shi," but say it like ur about to put in the T but not.

If you put enough stress into these words, it will sound like the real thing.

"Oh, vuck, i left my shi at home."

by b1LLi0 October 22, 2004

flex offender

A player who is ranked higher in flex queue (generally considered a queue that doesn't matter) than solo queue in the game League of Legends.

Allan is a flex offender. He's Bronze in solo queue but Silver in flex queue.

by ThePhamtom February 4, 2018

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003

Offhanded

Something done without thinking.
Doing or saying the first thing
that pops into your mind.

"Honey I didn't need that Offhanded reply to my serious question!
Should I get an Xbox360 or the PS3?"

by MarkDB1973 July 4, 2008

Sext Offender

A person who randomly sexts someone they don't even know. Thus, freaking them out. Or, someone who sexts so often that they sext the wrong person.

Sext Offender: Hey baby, I'm naked and thinking about you.
Recipient: Who is this?

Sext Offender: I bet you would like it if I came over there and took off your pants.
Sext Offender's Mother: Mike, this is your Mother.

Person 1: Why did Ashley dump Mike?
Person 2: Mike got caught sexting some girl.
Person 1: I bet he's a repeat sext offender.

by drewxo5 February 28, 2011