dirty obi-wan

When you rawdog your partner on a table,break the table and then stand on a chair as you cum on her from above while yelling “I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!”
“Yeah man I would do a dirty obi-wan but she likes Star Trek.”
by Spacemancloudy October 17, 2021
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obie strike team

a team

the intro of lil flips game over

pebble
pebble
swat swat
bigster
obie strike team
lets get it going...


GAME OVER
its a dumb remix there
by lolwut484793ue3j September 08, 2004
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obi "ridwan" kanobe

obi "ridwan" kanobe means violet fat kid,he is a very violet human
he has small penis
dont mess with him or he'll bite u
smelly breath
goofy teeth
steroid user
puts spliffs up his ass
hey, sup obi ridwan kanobe.
why did u swear at me u cunt ima bang u out.
an obi ridwan kanobe is a very violent man that has small willy, big bum.
obi "ridwan" kanobe means violet fat kid,
by ridwans bff xx May 08, 2019
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Obi Wan Ka-Blowi

Obi wan kablowi Urban Dictionary: When a girl gives a blow job in the dark and the only light you have is a glowstick.
"Dude, the power went out so she just gave me an Obi Wan Ka-Blowi"

"Wow dude, you need more glowsticks?"
by The real hiney March 21, 2016
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The greatest 1 minute of lightsaber fighting in the Star Wars Saga. This happens just after Obi-Wan sees his master, Qui-Gon Jin die and the hands of Darth Maul. Filled with rage Obi-Wan goes to fight Darth Maul and a battles ensues, with Obi-Wan on the attack and pissed off because of his master's death, he goes on the offensive and fucks Darth Maul up in a sweet battle but unfortunately he get forced to hang off this thing in a really deep hole. Still a sweet fight though.
Anyone see the Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul Lightsaber Duel? How awesome was that.
by Knibb High Football Rules January 20, 2010
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Obi-Swan Kenobi

Acronym of “Only Best In Stat Wars And Nothing Kriffing Else, NObody Bashing It
“I can’t stand The Last Jedi. Disney and Ruin have killed Star Wars”

“Obi-Swan Kenobi. We can’t be friends anymore buddy. You are one of those toxics always just trying to kill everyones buzz.”
by Jamjarito January 13, 2019
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Obi-Schlong Kanobi

A legendary figure known for his mystical presence and extraordinary "force" hidden beneath a pair of loose sweatpants.

Often spotted in public with a confident stride, effortlessly wielding his undeniable presence.
A man whose schlong is so disproportionately long that it creates an unmistakable bulge, even in the baggiest of sweatpants.

Myth has it that he doesn’t sit—he perches.
A term used to describe someone who walks around like they have a third leg, with the confidence of a Jedi master.

"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Slan Kenobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."
A name bestowed upon those who possess legendary stamina and undeniable gravitational pull in social settings.

Women sense his presence before he even speaks.
An urban myth, rumored to have inspired the phrase ‘May the Force be with you,’ but in this case, the ‘Force’ refers to something else entirely.

Synonyms:

The Sweatpant Jedi
Master Meat-Wielder
The Schlong Shogun
Force-Wielder XXL

Usage in a Sentence:

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Slan Kenobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Slan Kenobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."

May the girth be with you.
"Bro walked into the room like Obi-Schlong Kanobi—dude’s sweatpants weren’t hiding anything."

"That guy at the gym isn't even lifting, just walking around like Obi-Schlong Kanobi with those gray sweatpants on."

"Saw some dude at the mall, full Obi-Schlong Kanobi mode—felt like I needed to bow in respect."
by Jaban1 February 14, 2025
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