cracklin' oat bran

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

oat in my throat

you LOVE swallowing COCK

guy one: im gonna get an oat in my throat today my dude
guy two: BROOOOOO GET IT!

by bro number two June 8, 2016

Don Quick-Oats

The legendary pseudo-warrior of Quaker descent with an abnormal craving for pre-cooked dry cereal.

The history-books have it all wrong --- Don Quick-Oats wasn't mistaking everyday objects for monsters or other fierce enemies; he would charge windmills merely in the hope of scoring some of the tasty freshly-ground grain stored inside of them.

by QuacksO May 10, 2018

sows wild oats

Idiom

sow one's wild oats, to have a youthful fling at reckless and indiscreet behavior, esp. to be promiscuous before marriage.

From Dictionary.com

He's a guy who sows wild oats.

by jimhern January 22, 2011

feeling your oats

When horses are fed oats, they tend to behave more energetically afterward. So if a horse is said to be "feeling his oats" it refers to energetic prancing around the field, or more assertive or excited behavior, and may be literally due to diet. When people are said to be "feeling their oats", it is because the same kind of behavior (higher energy, enthusiasm, assertiveness, or excitement) is observed, even though other causes may be assumed.

Since you're feeling your oats today, would you use some of that energy taking the dog for a walk?

by Scribhneoir January 15, 2014

settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

sow your oats

To lead a promiscuous and self-indulgent lifestyle. Less stylistically, to nail lots of women before you settle down.

Before Frank got married, he spent two years travelling the country sowing his oats. You should sow your oats before you get too old.

by SimpleMindedTed June 9, 2008