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oafy bitch

some one whos tall n pretty good at basketball. they always knock you out of the way to get rebounds. hence they are oafy "bitches". pretty much self explanitory.
Damn. That Jaime kid's an oafy bitch. All he does is steal the ball from me to get rebounds. And by the way were on the same fucking team.
by yo moms b. January 21, 2007
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Oafism

Prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone with an abnormally large set of ears, small brain and an unusual habit of closing each sentence with strange grunting noises ERRRP and UMMMMM in a Tourette's type manner.
The manager is suspected of Oafism in the workplace
by Darth Walker May 19, 2018
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Oafus

An ofus is a large hairy man with very low intelligence. They are said to have smaller brains than most insects. The are very violent and don’t think of there actions. Usually they are very obese ( not to be mistaken as a Thomas who’s Morbidly obese). They say around town than 98% of children named Louie, louies, or Lewis turn out to be either ogers, goblins or oafs. The biggest oaf know to man is down town shields. They call him Abraham round the streets but I, ronan personally know him as Louie, or sometimes sausage. Louie lacks many basic skills of a human including;
1. Reading
2. Writing

3. Talking properly

4. Any physical activity involving skill

As previously stated an oaf should not be confused with a Thomas. The differences are a Thomas is usually wider whereas an oaf is just gurfier. The Thomas is able to accomplish basic literacy though to a low standard. The oaf doesn’t feel emotions whereas the Thomas is a big fat woman and gets really upset easy. These are only a few but there are many more.
“ Yo foos, robin, Carl look the oaf Louie and the Thomas Thomas are having a gurf war. It looks like the oafus won again! Thomas is crying!”
by Me and tom April 15, 2019
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Oafe

A very large fat man who will eat 8 ice lollies in 15 mins
Yo have u seen that oafe over there
by Dylan oafe jr August 15, 2019
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OAFS

You're in luck that the Doff has come up with some great ways, to take care of these OAFS.
by The Game 420 July 15, 2011
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oafie

Sluggish, slow, and generally over-weight.
NFL Linemen are too oafie to play basketball.
by I am not Palin July 19, 2017
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oafdorm

The olavian alliance for the fiery destruction of outrageously retarded minis
oafdorm fucking rules.
by qwertyuiop September 8, 2004
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