Pocket Novel

When one person sends multiple paragraph messages to another individual via social media, text messages, emails, etc., when the individual is ignoring that person or not responding in a timely matter.

The girlfriend sent her boyfriend a pocket novel when he would not respond back to her timley about whatever she felt was important at the moment.

Pocket Novel: When a bitch hit me up with that bullshit and it’s longer than a beached turd.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

novelty tits

1. The breasts of a woman, typically a porn star which are abnormally large for their stature, usually requiring size DDD bras or larger. Usually created through breast implants.

2. Fake breasts that are extremly large, held on with a halter strap for a joke effect, or for use during sex.

1. That porns star's boobs are like Novelty Tits they are so huge!

2. Debbie wore Novelty Tits to the company Halloween party she bought at a porn shop.

by ChickensWife October 27, 2003

Novelty sex

When you do a chick for the sake doin' weird.

Man. I did a one-legged midget chick last night. Not my type, but you know, novelty sex.

by The Hero7 July 23, 2017

Novel Stars

A stupid ass High school diploma program used at wolf creek job corps.It is often believed that the writers of the program are retarded.

Novel Stars is Retarded

by Big MotherFucking C. November 24, 2009

Novicle

A long short story in which time only moves forward.

H.G. Well's 'Time Machine' is not a novicle.

by Shamedd June 9, 2005

novelarious

a novel that is hilarious.

you should read the novelarious novel i read last month.

by miklo23 November 5, 2009

noveling

a long, overly wordy text message or social network update

Cindy spends so much time on her blackberry noveling everyone.

by Comic Ninja July 28, 2010