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Sale Bat

A bat often brought to a sale by older women which is used to fight for a sale item. Usually done when another grandma tries to get the same sale item you wanted first. Sale Bats are also part of the pre-Christmas workout called 'Sale-R-cise', although it can be used at any time. The first known use of a Sale Bat was on April 27, 2011 when Beatrice and Paul Middleton were playing with one. You have to be careful not to get caught with it or else you will hear Mom yell very loudly.
Beatrice: Hey Wilson, want me to teach you how to use a Sale Bat?

Wilson: (stunned) Are you talking like a vandal? I don't know. What good will a Sale Bat do me? Are you trying to get me in trouble here?

Beatrice: No, this is how you use a Sale Bat. Its a whole lot of fun. What you do is you take it to the store and wait for an old granny like me to come and steal a sale item. Then here's the fun part: you clobber them with it. I mean, you really let 'em have it!

Bryant: Beatrice Elvira Mary Duke Middleton!! What in the world are you teaching him? To steal stuff? Oh my God! My own Gunny Granny, a common criminal!!

Beatrice: (laughing) Well, you want a piece of it! We could We could practice on Grandma Flo. It'd be fun. Then we could go to the store and try it out for real.

Morris: (really angry) Mom, I don't approve of this. You are NOT taking that ball bat to the store. I will not have it!

Beatrice: (starts swinging at Morris with the baseball bat) You want a piece of me, son? Do you?!! Pretend I'm at the store trying to steal something you want. I'm trying to give you all a lesson here. That's all this is.

Morris: Hey, that item was in my cart. Get away from it!! (grabs the bat and whacks Beatrice hard in the arm).

Beatrice: That's it! You've got it now! That's a Sale Bat. Every granny should keep one of these. Even a Gunny Granny like me.
by Dusty's Baby Powder May 21, 2011
mugGet the Sale Batmug.

bake sale

I gotta stop having those bake sales before work, I nearly ate my report.
by mugongocock March 28, 2004
mugGet the bake salemug.

garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
mugGet the garage salemug.

yard sale

Having a really bad wipeout.
That snowboarder tried to hit the kicker, but dug his edge and had a yard sale.
by B-Doc August 29, 2003
mugGet the yard salemug.

off sale

Privately owned establishments where alcoholic beverages can be purchased, specifically in socialist Saskatchewan. Prices are usually outragegous compared to government run liquor boards.
Its 2 a.m. and I need some more Canadians, lets go to the off sale.
by Dillon Forsberg November 23, 2005
mugGet the off salemug.

Yard Sale

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.
That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.
by Wiggles37 December 12, 2008
mugGet the Yard Salemug.

Blowout Sale

I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.
by besznits August 2, 2016
mugGet the Blowout Salemug.

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