Donut Sale

2 or more police vehicles moving fast in the same direction _without_ their sirens on. so named because they must be in a hurry to get cheap donuts.

(2 friends walking down a street)
1:"so I was like, yeah"
(police cars whiz by, silently)
2:"Donut sale!"
1:"shut up."

(man comes home to his girlfriends' apartment after work)
M:"did you hear about the donut sale?"
F:"what?"
M:"two cop cars whizzed by me on the interstate with no sirens."
F:"oh, it must have been that shooting I heard about..."

by guyvf December 18, 2008

bake sale

a marijuana smoke session

I gotta stop having those bake sales before work, I nearly ate my report.

by mugongocock March 28, 2004

garage sale

A bunch of junk is in someones garage that is trying to be sold. Everything is dirt cheap. See yard sale.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

yard sale

Having a really bad wipeout.

That snowboarder tried to hit the kicker, but dug his edge and had a yard sale.

by B-Doc August 29, 2003

off sale

Privately owned establishments where alcoholic beverages can be purchased, specifically in socialist Saskatchewan. Prices are usually outragegous compared to government run liquor boards.

Its 2 a.m. and I need some more Canadians, lets go to the off sale.

by Dillon Forsberg November 23, 2005

Yard Sale

When a girl is giving a guy head and jerking two guys off at once. Dervied from a skiing term, because a face plant during alpine skiing is called a yardsale. So when the girl is skiing (jerking two guys off at once) and falls down on the third guy's cock, its called a yardsale.

That gang bang really got crazy last night when we yard saled that bitch.

by Wiggles37 December 12, 2008

Blowout Sale

Fecal urgency followed by a rapid, loose bowel movement

I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.

by besznits August 2, 2016