nostril

when you fucking a bitch so hard that she starts ejaculating out her nostril, usually this happens to your average dyke or stinky slutty bitch who sucked the whole crew at ya high school

bro I was fucking this one chick then she had a nostril bro i thought she was a virgin!

by OG.SauceDick April 28, 2017

noony nostril

a oversized hole in your nose from doing too much cocaine

steve-o has a noony nostril

by CBJdoe October 29, 2009

Shotgun Nostrils

A person with huge nostrils that often flair, or pulsate when excited or talking.

The worms eye view of big nostrils, especially in a music video.

Blacc Yongsta shouldn't rap so close to the screens rocking those Shotgun Nostrils.

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH December 6, 2018

Nostril Farts

When you have a blocked nose and you inhale or especially,exhale it sounds like you are farting from your nose! The process of which is called nostril farting.

Don't worry love it won't smell, it's just nostril farts. I can't breathe goddamnit!!

by Han the man November 23, 2009

subwoofer nostrils

when somebodys nostrils are so incredibly huge that they would seem to be able to fit a 12" subwoofer up there comfortably

geez man i met this arab guy called hashan has last night when he was coming out of the gay bar and he had the biggest subwoofer nostrils i've ever seen

by jobster July 1, 2005

nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.

Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."

by Dlarej December 10, 2008

nostril sex

it's where, fucking, you rest your ballocks on spidey's momses nose right? and she's all looking at you with wide eyes, cause her oxygen (not her favorite tv channel) is getting cut off.

nostril sex == spidey's mom + anyone with a johnson

by nodemeister September 22, 2008