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Suicide nut before November

On October 30-31 a male is supposed to get real close to climaxing then scream someone’s name in their house. The point of “suicide” is you have to clean up before they come into your room. Good luck!
Jim was watching porn when he had a great idea to do the Suicide Nut before November and yell his moms name. Luckily he didn’t get caught.
by IeatASSandAlotOFit October 30, 2019
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Nut for Nature November

In November instead of not nutting nut the amount of times the day of the year is; i.e on the third nut three times and on the fifth five times. In order to get pornhub to plant more trees.
Jake: Damn we gotta nut 26 times today for Nut for Nature November.

Tom: That's easy dude.
by TenacityUnbreakableSteak November 1, 2019
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Nut in her November

For the boys in November that have a girlfriend but in her all November longgg
by 208380Et November 5, 2020
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Nut For Earth November

Since Pornhub is planting trees, cleaning the ocean, and launching environment campaigns based on how many views they get on their videos, this month is dedicated to contributing to those campaigns and helping to save our planet by watching porn. No Nut November is cancelled. Bust a nut to save the environment.
guy 1: are u participating in no nut november?
guy 2: no bro havent u heard about nut for earth november? save the earth!
by boiledpee November 1, 2019
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Nut 4 Nature November

Part of the #teamtrees movement. Every time you nut, Mr. Beast plants one tree. Often associated with its opposite, No Nut November.
Yo man have you failed No Nut November yet?”
“Nah B I’m doing Nut 4 Nature November this year.”
by Definitely hasn’t nutted yet November 1, 2019
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No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism
Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.
by diabetesspicelatte November 12, 2021
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