Gifted kid

Synonym of “born to disappoint”

Person 1: “My son is such a gifted kid!”
Person 2: “Guess he’s born to disappoint.”

by Bootsieboo1385 January 5, 2022

gifted oxy

A call of duty sniper. He aright

You know how to feed on call of duty? Yeah like gifted oxy

by ExciteGetLaced July 4, 2015

Abdominally gifted

People who are overly muscular in the abdominal area.

The guys in 300 were easily Abdominally gifted!

by Bob T August 14, 2007

Gift of the Vagi

Nickname for Genital Herpes

Dude, that bitch gave me the Gift of the Vagi.

by Mr. Joshua May 21, 2012

God's gift

weed, marijuana also known as God's gift from heaven

How do you think of marijuana?

God's gift

by Ronny Lancy September 21, 2005

Three-gift

To re-gift a re-gift.

I'm all for re-gifting but that candle Jessica gave me is useless so I am going to three-gift it

by ederra December 20, 2010

farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.

(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*

by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009