by majesta January 1, 2007

While, in the middle of exercising (usually jogging), when one decides to suddenly start stretching to make a spectacle of themselves. This mostly occurs in crowded areas so that others are forced to watch, or in a severe case, dodge the stretcher if they happen to be blocking a sidewalk or trail. The drama stretcher will appear to be in some other world oblivious to onlookers, but they are quite aware of the attention.
I can’t believe how many drama stretchers are in this park. Does anyone actually do any running around here?
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
Damn, I almost hit that drama stretcher with my bike. Don’t these people look before they stretch and take up the whole trail.
by DC Derailleurs May 6, 2021

Wasting money that you don't have.
Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny
Making it seem you are rich, but in reality you don't have much moeny
by JesterNorth July 23, 2017

by Ghost lawyer February 27, 2017

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.
by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

When you stretch your arms (typically following slumber) and they form the shape similar to that of t-rex arms. Commonly followed by a large yawn
by omgstopsayingsomeonehasmyname January 8, 2010

The act of stretching your face outwards with the palms of your hands signifying elevating rage and the eminent occurrence of a street fight between you and whoever it is that pissed you the fuck off.
Buck Nasty: "Yo FOOL come on pussy"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"
J Block: "You best back off man I'm about to stretch face!"
Slick Rick: "Oh shit! J Block is about to stretch face, watch out!"
by Giveintofate June 18, 2014
