get near

To leave; sort of a rush but not really. To get near your destination.

Fuck boys it’s 2:00 am and I gotta work in the morning let’s get near.

by Mustardtiger86 December 24, 2023

Near

The least popular person on Instagram that no one likes.

"Do you know Near?"

"Yes, I hate them"

by SsnailL November 22, 2021

Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.

J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.

by stuartc1 December 5, 2021

Near

A Smash Discord server Admin who loves lolis.

Ah'mere: "Have you seen Near?"
Yello: "Bro, he's a man of culture!"
Ah'mere: "Doesn't he like lolis?"

by Light Yagami (Goro Akechi) November 30, 2020

a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

restaurant that delivers near me

restaurant that delivers near me means restaurant delivering near my location.e.g restaurantthatdeliversnearme.website

restaurant that delivers near me.

by ooscarjames March 18, 2021

A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

by Jonathan Ojong September 2, 2022