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nani

**Nani** *(noun)* - An obscure, somewhat dim-witted species of mammal, the Nani is infamous for its barely-there intellect and a stubborn inability to grasp anything beyond the most rudimentary commands. With a nondescript appearance highlighted by a dull, lackluster coat and vacant gaze, the Nani has puzzled biologists with its sheer evolutionary persistence. These creatures exhibit a baffling resistance to learning, making them the bane of pet trainers and owners seeking even a modicum of responsiveness. Communicating through a monotonous series of grunts and sighs, the Nani shows little to no emotional range, leading to a rather unfulfilling companionship experience. Their dietary habits are as uninspired as their social interactions, showing a preference for bland, easily digestible plant matter. In household settings, the Nani is often relegated to the role of a living, breathing ornament, contributing little to the dynamics of its environment and often becoming the subject of exasperated anecdotes among its human cohabitants.
the nani why does it exist
by blank123122 March 11, 2024
mugGet the nanimug.

nani

WHAT
by oma wae shindeiru September 29, 2020
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Nani D

Scientifically proven that it reduces headaches and period pains for the other significant D
D: Oh I’m in so much pain, my cramps are killing me!

Di: You’ll definitely need some Nani D.
by Ikoo September 30, 2022
mugGet the Nani Dmug.

Nani

Shorty but cutie,always on TikTok doing videos. She loves taking pictures! She real if you real to her! She is so goofy and fun to be with. She is the best!
by Brihanna matin March 9, 2019
mugGet the Nanimug.

O-Nani

O-Nani (noun) an Australian derogatory slang term used to refer to American friends/housemates, meaning wanker, derived from onanism and yank.
Hey Dave, what are you and the O-Nani doing tonight? Coming to the pub, or will you keep him locked up in his basement?
by Theonanonymous Douche June 2, 2021
mugGet the O-Nanimug.

NANI

'what' in Japanese, or a word said rapidly to annoy somebody
Anata washinde imasu. Nani?!
mugGet the NANImug.

nani-games

Nani-Games is a developer community based in Germany that aims to create free games without microtransactions. The developers come from all over the world.
I like Nani-Games, because it is good.
by Ceytec August 9, 2020
mugGet the nani-gamesmug.

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