Bum-fuck Nowhere

A scale mainly used in the New Zealand backcountry to describe the remoteness of a location. This tends to be calculated based on how long it’d take you to travel human powered with the gear you have to the nearest state/national highway.

Mate, this has to be at least a fuckin 9.6 on the Bum-fuck nowhere scale…

by Big O Dowie January 3, 2025

Bridge to nowhere

When you pitch a loaf so long, it touches both shorelines of the toilet.

That loaf was so long, a fly could walk across it and get to the other side of the toilet. Almost like a bridge to nowhere.

by Haywood9 July 6, 2025

Dog’s dick end of nowhere

Noun phrase
A very remote place, far away from amenities and other services.

"Sorry I'm late! My car broke down in the dog’s dick end of nowhere."

by Langlophile December 28, 2021

In the middle of butt fuck nowhere

When one is in the middle of nowhere

I was walking in the field when I noticed I was in the middle of butt fuck nowhere

by Jungusboi December 7, 2024

Nowhereland

Slang for someplace barely on the map, usually featuring nature and very limited development, where nothing of any importance whatsoever is happening.

I’m looking at leaving the insanity of the city and have identified some Nowhereland towns that I can peacefully disappear into when I retire!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2020

nowheresville

A location which lacks any distinguishing features.

I swear, this little dump town is Nowheresville, USA.

by cirrus July 1, 2008

nowheres

1. the process(es) of following one’s own feet
the understanding of constant change as the only stability
• readiness to move after one’s own light-paths
2. the state(s) of unrealities

• the erasing of lines of reality for endless possibilities

places as unexpected, unplanned, and random

fall asleep next to me, and you'll always be in your unrealities and your nowheres

by iiidaida July 23, 2011