noot

To procrastinate, or to do something that is out of the ordinary.

Person 1 : Did Alex do his PE Erection Check Homework?
Person 2 : Nope, He said he'll do it later.
Person 1 : Damn he did a noot.
-
Person 1 : What happened to him?
Person 2 : He did a noot.
Person 1: Oh my god.

by Hexadecimal Psycho March 26, 2024

Noot

A manipulative liar

P1 - "He lied about having sex"
P2 - "Oh he's done a noot"

or

P1 - "I served in the military over the weekend"
P2 - "Shut up don't be a noot"

by Kskdjkjksk November 5, 2020

Nooting

The Sexual act of spreading your partners ass cheeks apart, widening their anus, and shouting noot noot into their cavernous hole.

Tonight ill give you a right nooting!

by Poxriddenrot June 7, 2022

Noot Noot

Your mothers bush

“Your mothers bush”
“Your mothers Noot Noot”

by Noot Noot Noot Noot June 2, 2018

das noots

German deez nuts

"Mien für, have you talked to Miester D yet?"
"Nien, who is this Miester D?"
He is the Miester of Das Noots!"
Jeffery died the following hour.

by A big chicken May 22, 2016

Nooting

When you brew a cup of coffee or tea inside of someone’s body, (preferably mouth but other openings will do) and proceed to drink it.

Brad was nooting inside Jessica! Gross!

by anonymous February 26, 2025

Noot

The thing you should suck that is in the left region of thy scrotum

Suck my noot

by TheNootGod May 29, 2018