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Nookie

That delicious mafuckin' boypussy
I was sucking my femboy sex slave the other day and demanded they give me that Nookie
by Bussy.Gov February 4, 2023
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by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Short for nuclear dookie. A shit so bad it causes people around it to take poison damage
Friend 1: I just took a huge nookie
Friend 2: I don’t believe you *goes into bathroom*
Friend 2: *dies from smelling the nookie*
by Shittersupreme April 23, 2025
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A nookie is a penis or a vagina it varies who you are talking about.
Who’s is nookie is in the mic
-ZayZay
by Tyler is strong December 31, 2022
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Meaning lame, weak, irrelevant, soft, wannabe/fake, no good, not solid. Usually used to describe a person or group but not limited to that.

NOT pronounced like the Limp Bizkit song.

Pronounced like "new-key" "newkee" "nukie". NOT pronounced like cookie with and N
"Those dudes Jack and Greg that say they're crips tried to press us at the park"
Response: "Phhh those nookie ass clowns aint even worth ur time"

"I swore at a cop and they tried to threaten me with nookie charges"
by anonymous August 29, 2023
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I used the bathroom after Karen, and she has some serious nookie.
by RXRPH September 19, 2023
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DeAndre BE HUNTIN FOR SOME NOOKIE!
by NookieSpreaderAndEnjoyer February 19, 2024
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