by Truculine January 25, 2025

Person 1: "I am speaking in non-binary."
Person 2: "Really? You're non-binary now?"
Person 1: "No, I'm male. I mean't that I'm not speaking in numbers."
Person 2: "Oh... I'm dumb."
Person 2: "Really? You're non-binary now?"
Person 1: "No, I'm male. I mean't that I'm not speaking in numbers."
Person 2: "Oh... I'm dumb."
by VersionTwo August 27, 2024

A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.
The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;
1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.
2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.
3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;
1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.
2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.
3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).
I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025

by nev!! January 21, 2024

by Wengardian Leviosa June 9, 2024

A thing that fat women with buzz cuts say because they are too bitchy to say they are female/male and make you use other pronouns
by ChickenChocker69 January 31, 2024
