Shittiest state to live in. Smells like my dogs ass and trash bags just laying on the sides of the road. You don't have a license and have absolutely no idea how to drive? The New York streets welcome you! People are rude as fuck and shit is so overpriced. I paid 11 dollars for a latte and croissant at Starbucks when i pay 8 dollars in Florida. That was just Manhattan, Brooklyn is even worse. Guys there think consent is a myth and that every woman likes to be groped by a drunk, nasty smelling stranger. Rockefeller center has absolutely nothing to do and the state in general is so overhyped. The only people who like New York are New Yorkers who have never been outside their shitty state. Times square is probably the most overhyped land mark there. They put more effort in making an add for an ass cream look flashy than actually cleaning their streets. Only thing I liked there was a shirt i saw that said New York ❤️S me. Their two story cvs was pretty cool too.
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New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”
New Yorker: “ fuck off you stupid overweight, built like the titanic pig. Instead of ordering a big mac why don't you order some bitches?”
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Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?
Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.
Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.
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you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.
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you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.
you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.
"Holy fuck, he just fucking New Yorked!"
"He New Yorked three times and ODed!"
"I've done 19 lines, and a voice in my head said if I take one more, I'm going to die. I shouldn't have fucking New Yorked."
"He New Yorked three times and ODed!"
"I've done 19 lines, and a voice in my head said if I take one more, I'm going to die. I shouldn't have fucking New Yorked."
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Usually compared to Chicago style pizza, despite the fact the two are in no way comparable.
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