Neapolitan

When you wipe your ass and there is shit and blood on the toilet paper.

“After I took a massive shit, I went to wipe my ass and found I was holding a Neapolitan.”

by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020

necampeeeee

When you fuck someone so hard they straight up die.

Shane Yaew: So why are you here in jail?
Trump: I’m here cuz of necampeeeee
Shane Yaew: 😳

by CoochieWoman October 29, 2020

Necampeeeee

When you rail someone so hard they die on the spot.

Shane Yaew: So why are you here in prison?
Ben Shapiro: I’m here because of Necampeeeee

Shane Yaew: 😳

by CoochieWoman October 29, 2020

Neapolitan kiss

Similar to a rainbow kiss, however you add the extra element of poo to the kiss along with period blood and semen.

We did a crazy Neapolitan kiss last night

by Poopscoopdoopypoop November 26, 2020

Neapolitan Kiss

After performing analingus on each other, a man goes down on a woman who is menstruating. At the same time, the woman Performs fellatio on the man. After the male ejaculated, the couple meets for a kiss.

"Did you hear about Josh and Darcy did a Neapolitan Kiss?"
"Dude that may be the grossest thing I've ever heard. A poop-cum-vagblood kiss?"

by Notthebohb December 14, 2020

Neapolitan Tampon

When a girls on her period, she takes a shit while having her tampon in and the end of string theres shit on it. (red, white, and brown,)

"i had a neapolitan tampon last night!!"

by emmapuckett January 4, 2021

NetCapped

Unable to do certain things on the internet due to slow or bad internet

Person 1: Can we stream the match at your house?
Person 2: sadly not I'm NetCapped :(

Person 1: Can we play online games at your house?
Person 2: Yes, but you gonna have high ping cause I'm NetCapped

by xGiGsh May 21, 2021