muted

Common slang for someone who spends all day and night on irc trying to get into other guys pants.

<muted> hey john you here big boy ;o ?

by hectar August 15, 2007

munted

the negative aesthetic of a person overall. the measurement of "muntedness" is done on a decimal grading system. 0.1 being least munted while 1.0 is at the highest end of the munted scale. the "muntedness" of a person can be increased by the consuption of drugs and alchohol.

that photo of your girlfriend from last night is 0.7 munted.

by 18Brigalow February 10, 2005

munted cow

a munted cow is a woman thats had her cunt kicked in after shes given her man a stunned wombat for giving him an angry dragon after hes regained consciousness and realized shes taken his masculinity away from him!!

screw that munted cow hoe i was just having some fun yo!!!

by jay December 22, 2004

munted crab

Having the appearance of a crab that has been eaten and thrown up.
eg. Connor Hyland.

"My names Connor and I love Hyland."
"That guy must really be a munted crab."

by Harry.K September 19, 2013

matted

V. Messed up as in a person or event

Steve:Did you see Jon try to get with Kyle's ex?
Katie: Ya that kid is matted!

by Unforgivable November 7, 2007

matted pubes

when the hair around the vagina is nappy and knotted up

eww man that girl had matted pubes when i touched her

by missmomma March 13, 2010

double muted

To enthusiastically talk about your brilliant idea during a conf call only to find out nobody hears you because of an in-app disabled mic.

Mathew, I see you are trying to talk for the last 5 minutes, but we can't hear you. Maybe you are double muted, check your in-app settings.

by Wakamaru June 12, 2020