Mushed

Rubbing your genitals on someone else's asshole

Guy 1: How was your date last night?

Guy 2: It sucked dude, she was a prude.

Guy 1: She didn't let you do anything?

Guy 2: I'm joking dude, I mushed her all night.

Guy 1: Your fuckin' gross dude!

by 1st block June 1, 2010

mush hour

1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.

Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".

by Fotofly November 26, 2010

pulling a mush

When you fap on call with or without letting the other person know, is tenderly referred to as 'pulling a mush'.

"Ah yeah, I was pulling a mush when I called you last night." "Really? You shouldve told me we could've done something."

by forgottenkiwis April 1, 2019

ding mush

Someone who is a nob and doesn’t like cheese

Omg look at her she’s such a ding mush !

by Big juicy fat cock sucker September 12, 2020

Mush Tush

The loosening of the anus after a girl has copious amounts of anal sex.

I went home with that skank from the club and when I stuck it in her ass, I found out she had a total mush tush!

by MistahBradshaw August 30, 2010

SHUT'YER MUSH

A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.

Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH

by YAWA May 3, 2018

Mush Push

Mush push describes the attempting to shove one's flacid penis into a female, in hopes that it might stiffen up eventually

When Brandon couldn't keep it up, he gave Lizzy the ol mush push. Needless to say, noone was satisfied

by MisoHawny August 2, 2010