Guy 1: How was your date last night?
Guy 2: It sucked dude, she was a prude.
Guy 1: She didn't let you do anything?
Guy 2: I'm joking dude, I mushed her all night.
Guy 1: Your fuckin' gross dude!
Guy 2: It sucked dude, she was a prude.
Guy 1: She didn't let you do anything?
Guy 2: I'm joking dude, I mushed her all night.
Guy 1: Your fuckin' gross dude!
by 1st block June 02, 2010
1. a situation where you find yourself behind two or more fat people walking really slow through a confined area with no way around them. Usually they are totally oblivious to the fact that anybody else exists.
Unfortunately, the all-you-can-eat buffet had just ended and the hallway was long, narrow, and jammed with 300lb lard asses. There was no was around them. I was stuck in "mush hour".
by Fotofly November 24, 2010
When you fap on call with or without letting the other person know, is tenderly referred to as 'pulling a mush'.
"Ah yeah, I was pulling a mush when I called you last night." "Really? You shouldve told me we could've done something."
by forgottenkiwis April 02, 2019
by Big juicy fat cock sucker September 12, 2020
I went home with that skank from the club and when I stuck it in her ass, I found out she had a total mush tush!
by MistahBradshaw August 31, 2010
A phrase uttered in abject despair as an attempt to arrest further non-sensical commentary by the genuinely clueless.
Oh, it's obvious that everything happens for 'a reason' , that god is in the trees and that the universe wants you to have anything you desire!!
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
(looking skyward with out-stretched arms): SHUT'YER MUSH
by YAWA January 15, 2018
Mush push describes the attempting to shove one's flacid penis into a female, in hopes that it might stiffen up eventually
When Brandon couldn't keep it up, he gave Lizzy the ol mush push. Needless to say, noone was satisfied
by MisoHawny August 02, 2010