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Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."
by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009
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wrinkle muncher

a younger individual who is sexually attracted to older people
Jacob, I can't believe you tried hooking up with my grandma, you're such a wrinkle muncher!!
by Torsea October 25, 2020
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Blumpkin-con-munch

Getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit whilst eating a pizza
Franchise: That Tal bitch gave me a blumpkin-con-munch

Prime Time: Watch yo conduct yung nugga
by Terion December 15, 2013
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Robert Munch

A sexual position, involving two males and one female. while one male has vaginal intercourse with the female , the other stands over the chest of the female and recieves a felatio (blowjob/ nuttie suck). While the anus of the blowjob recieving male is positioned in front of the other males face and he gives him a rim job (tosses his caesar salad with extra ranch sauce).
Me and jones had a robert munch with katie wallters. I cleaned the dagoes off his ass in no time.
by robertomunchini June 19, 2009
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xanax munchies

Medical term referring to the experience of irrational, insatiable hunger that typically follows recreational administration of the popular anxiety drug Xanax.
Xanax munchies are frequently accompanied by blackouts, during which one forgets what foods he or she has just recently eaten.
Dude, I got the xanax munchies so bad last night, I ate a whole pizza and woke up with chinese food all over my bed.

When all of that xanax we took kicks in, we're going to have a severe case of xanax munchies.
by RVDestroyer69 January 11, 2009
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Munchies 420 Cafe

Based in Sarasota Florida

The best food you will ever have at 2 in the morning.
Open at 4:20pm and closes at 4:20am.
Famous for their times of operation, their food, and most their wings that to eat them you need to come in to the restaurant (they will not deliver the highest heat level) and must sign a waver.

First Location:
6639 Superior Ave
Sarasota, FL 34231
"Dude, I am really really hungry."
"Me too, but what is open at 2:30 in the morning?"
"I know! Why don't we call Munchies 420 Cafe?!"
"Good idea! Get me some tots and a fried twinky."
"I'm going for the buffalo chicken fingers."
by CJJudge December 9, 2007
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Manchasm

A chasm of men, apparently. Or a tale about Mark Foley and things he said, all of which were right (audience, please!), that all he wanted was a detonator and how Colin is a very pretty pussy cat.
Manchasm by Future of the Left, although the word doesn't appear anywhere in the lyrics.
by Bylli May 24, 2009
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