muffin

someone you have a secret crush on

iv'e got myself a muffin

by Tom Bartlett June 26, 2006

muffin

A person's sexual innocence, not necessarily technical virginity.

"She stole my heart and my muffin in the same day."

"I want your muffin."

by Miss S. Sirhan February 26, 2004

muffin

A girls pussy, usually hairy.

"I grabbed her muffin/muff."

by Diego August 18, 2003

muffining

When an individuals love handles protrude over tight fit clothing. This can especially happen if said individual is wearing a backless wedding dress.

Did you guys see Flax muffining? You think he would stayed OP before the wedding day.

by FlaxCeed January 14, 2008

muffin

a classic name of your local drug dealer to keep things under cover with out saying his real name

"did muffin get any more crack in lately?"
"who is muffin?"
"dave, dave asked me to call him muffin from now on"

by guch strap francis nicholls April 9, 2006

Muffinism

A small religion, based initially in the Muffin clan of Newgrounds. Worships the almighty Muffin Lord and all of his creations. Learn more at www.churchofmuffinism.tk

Amen

Muffinism believer = Muffinist
Religeous holidays = 23rd March (St. Hubert's Day)

by hyphon March 14, 2004

muffin

In the act of going down on a womans pussie similar to Muff Diving

My mum caught me muffin

by Mick May 13, 2005