Mort

by Dylanpcmc February 02, 2016
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Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!

If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
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The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not
Yo look at the dude on the bicep curl machine hes such a mort
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by TherminatorTheThotSlayr June 03, 2021
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The definition of a Mort is a person who is a complete and utter idiot , Stupid , Dumb.
A bloke I know Peter is a deadset Mort cause he always fucks up.
by Bigfellaatlarge May 30, 2020
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Following one around sniffing there arsehole for a shitty little redd
Troy reed is a fuckin putrid mort
by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019
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