Is a term used for someone incredibly dumb who lacks life skills. They have a constant look of idiocy on their face and they may also look punchable since you spend most of your time trying to get them to understand you!
If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
If you like repeating yourself speak to a mort. If you like loosing brain cells speak to a mort.
I had asked luca to bring the washing in so it didn’t get wet but instead he watered it with the hose and explained it needed a further rinse.. luca is such a mort, doesn’t do anything right.
by Anna wise January 29, 2022
Get the Mortmug. The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not
by Himothy1209838 February 2, 2023
Get the Mortmug. Hey Phil.. don't be a mort cunt....
Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town
Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
Look at that mort cunt with no shoe's on....
Too many mort cunts in this town
Ya gronky mort cunt, clean up ya life!
by Crabby Cakes July 1, 2021
Get the mort cuntmug. Me: Mort
My friend: what?
My friend: what?
by Yeetus mcpeetus December 1, 2019
Get the Mortmug. a little devious menacing looking troll man with long musty hair, ragged unkept clothes and a stick covered in blood. He is the embodiment of evil and enjoys mass murder on a Sundays to wind down. Over the years he has gathered a cult of people who will die and kill for him, he frequently abuses them for a laugh. Mort is wanted in 134 countries for war crimes and if spotted get on your knees and pray he has eaten today.
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
Other names include Pablo Escobar, Osama Bin Laden, Joseph Stalin and Katy Butchard
by Domingo Catfish April 24, 2022
Get the Mortmug. Mort also known as NPC, usually given to people who say “Why are we like this” and use laughing emojis unironically
by juanjuan2007 July 16, 2022
Get the mortmug. 