monster

noun; from the latin monstorious; my little black cat Beans

"Damn it Beans, stop biting me! You're a monster!"

by carrie July 27, 2004

Monster

A delicious energy drink that makes you feel good but harms you body :0

Joey:Can I have some of that.?

Chirss:My monster energy drink?

by Araceliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii June 15, 2009

MONSTER

the reference of taking a big wad of crap

chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!

by TAT1azn November 01, 2008

Monster

1) Commercial energy drink, much like red bull or rockstar, but with somewhat of a smoother taste

2) A very scary, albeit imaginary creature

3) Someone who truly should not be called human, such as Mengele, Charles Manson, etc.

1. Dudee, I'm really craving a monster right about now...

2. HOLY SHIT ITS A FUCKIN MONSTER!

3. Does someone like a Nazi doctor need an example?

by B10NDO April 16, 2009

monstered

To drink to too much, to be drunk.

Last night i got absolutely monstered

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Monster

An energy drink of superb taste.
The best energy drink ever;
A drink worthy enough to be addicted to. It's like God made this energy drink himself.

John: Holy shit dude, I'm addicted to Monster.
Shianne: JOHHHHHNNN!!! I can have a Monster for $1?
Wolfgang: Dude John, you and Shianne are addicted.
John: It's like God made this beverage himself!

by K-o-Leeeeeeeeeee March 04, 2009

Monster

its a drink losers

dude 1: i want a monster
dude 2:then get one you loser lmao fuck you you literally stole my kids

by luulol June 03, 2021