mong

a female that is ususly fat and ugely

rob i can not beleve you fuckt emma
she is such a mong

by the fanny wrangeler March 28, 2003

mong

1. A word used mainly by idiotic teenagers to describe a complete retard. Short for mongol. Is mongol short for Mongolian? I'm not sure.

2. Contraction of man thong (a thong made for or worn by a male).

1. "Get your shoes off your hands you mong!"

2. "Does this new mong make my ass look big?"

by Zelda199 February 21, 2007

mong

A Mong is a Man Thong. I am amazed that no one has yet named this repulsive item.

Dude, I went to the French Riviera looking for hot naked chicks but instead I saw a bunch of guys bearing their nasty hairy asses and wearing mongs. Makes me glad to be an American!

by Rooster_D January 26, 2008

mong

1: cool
2: amusing
3: amazing

1: "that persons hair is so mong"
2: "this game is quite mong"
3: "look at that! its mong."

by meghan and smee August 29, 2005

mong

suck my dick

Male 1: Get me a slice of pizza!
Male2: Hell no.
Male 1: MONG.

by YOURMOTHER.MAPLEWOOD. July 15, 2011

!MONG!

!MONG! is something that you yell uncontrollably after being infected with the very contagious Yuri disease in The Specialists RP.

Random: OMFG I just got infected with yuri!
Random 2: Stay the fuck away from me
Random: !MONG!
Random 2: AHH FUCK YOU!
Random: !MONG! !MONG!
(The body of Random has been recovered near the mall)

by Senzuri Brooks November 22, 2007

mong

A man thong. Like the mankini, but worn underneath normal clothing. Usually very uncomfortable.

Girl 1: Did that guy have a wedgie or what?!
Girl 2: I think he was wearing a mong
Girl 1: *Shudders*

by shish-kebab July 4, 2009