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Mondo

"You just got Mondoes by my dog!"
by LorthrusCain November 23, 2022
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Mondo Coolioso

Hawaiian for "major douchebag". Pronouced "cool-e-o-so".
Guy 1: John's a fucking tool.
Guy 2: Yeah he's a real Mondo Coolioso.
by Mondo Coolioso May 7, 2011
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mondo

An extremely large turd that exceeds the average size of the male genitalia that is kept intact in one piece.
Reginald: Hey Dorothy, did you receive my snap of my fat mondo?
Dorothy: You're fucking gross.
by marmarfaggots July 21, 2018
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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Mondo Monday

The act of sending outrageous, thought provoking text messages to irritate a friend, preferably Mondo, preferably on a monday
“Man I love Mondo Monday”
“Mondo Monday is a movement
“Mondo Mondays are getting to Mondo”
by Cactus Munging November 1, 2022
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Retro-mondo

A type of exclamation or bark characteristic of middle-class American stoners, often from southwestern areas of the US, made after inhaling a large bongful of decent cannabis
Man, how RETRO-MONDO (cough, cough).
by Perezoso August 10, 2006
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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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