Maxwell

Cocky, egotistical, Shmuck, Self-Centered, Arrogant, JAPy, womanizer, spoiled, rude, mean, someone who puts others down just to make themselves feel better.

That boy over there is so Maxwell!

by Alli Mae July 31, 2008

maxwell james

One of the most gorgeous men ever concieved by the universe. This unique specimen can be found in Elk Grove California, and is known to be one of the lost saints according to theologists. "He is a dark haired dark eyed god" says john stamos, and "i would fuck him, and im not even gay" says mark clark.

Did you see <i> maxwell james </i>, that nigga is supa fly

by Janice March 9, 2005

Maxwell

A cute little Jew who looks like he is 10. Has played in a show called Hell's Kitchen, where he played as a gay loser who pisses off the actors. Many Maxwells tend to light up a certain red when they are embarrassed, and their cheeks become as red as "my jacket." Maxwells are also perverts who like to jack off consistently, such as inappropriate times like during class, and during lacrosse practice.

Ryan: Dude i think that guy jacking off in the corner is maxwell.

Auhbon: oh yeah it probably is, because max always jacks off at random times. God dam that kid max is just sooo horny.

by Cutiepieee March 16, 2009

maxwell

fcking athletic yo!!!
loves dis girl name sarah. at least thats what they call her...
he is cool.. for a boi friend..
and sarah loves hym back fo sure...
just be yourself at all tymes and everyone will appreciate you for who you are..
be ready cuz den your
first kiss is coming soon...

maxwell is good at football, sweet and cool,
forgiver, funny, and smart

by shitty!!! November 1, 2008

Maxwell

From the Latin for "the pterodactyl strikes at midnight", Maxwell's tend to be fierce addicts. Whether it be coffee or cocaine, or vape and marijuana you can always expect a maxwell to be hyped up on the sweet juice. Make great friends and even better human shields, you can always count on a maxwell to be useful. When they run out of use you can always return them for the extended warranty. Nice, courageous, and perpetually high.

"That Maxwell was really high when I used him for a human shield in that mob war. You want to go get some froyo?"

by VapeGod6x6 April 24, 2017

Maxwell

Usually a very small kid who isn’t very intelligent but has a wide variety of books he enjoys to read. Never over 160 pounds and arms and legs resembles that of tree branches.

Dude do you see that kid MAXWELL you think he fucked dudes?

by Dimitir.petkov February 14, 2020

maxwell the carryable cat

used in item asylum to absorb damage and disappears when it absorbs too much damage...

me hiddenpicture (@robloxistheworc): BRO HAS AIRPOD SHOTTY! MAXWELL SAVE ME IM SORRY
baller (@crocstu): dang it imma get -not going to put name- a couple times to upgrade
me: oh god I home maxwell the carryable cat can cave me
baller: *airpod aa12*

by talkplaymore April 30, 2023