mixi

A word associated with incompetance within the workplace. Also a derogatory term for an individual who is notorious for losing things. Unsurprisingly, has gained common usage in relation to the Post Office.

"Honestly, I can't remember the last time Dominoes delivered my pizza hot. They always go to the other end of the street! Honestly, they are a right shower of mixis'" Vera Duckworth (Coronation Street)

by DumbGrunt August 5, 2004

Mixing paints

Masturbatingthrowing one off in secret!

Famous TV artist Tony Hart is in is bedroom wanking to classical music.
Mum:"Are you ok Tony?"
Tony:"I'm just mixing my paints mother!"

by Wee Ron September 12, 2004

mixci

divine teskjekjerring and tempress of chocolate and candy.

uuu *sutre* jeg er så mixci idag.. lars-eeeerik, kan du gå i kantina å skjøpe sjokoladeeh ??

by Gry-Jannicke Jarlum February 10, 2003

Mixing Pancake Batter

Rapping at a speed that demands respect.

"Spent fifteen years tryna be a rapper, nobody payed attention 'til I started mixing pancake batter; Now they come to shows like 'go faster'"

by Armchair_Astronaut January 13, 2017

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

Mikiiii🥴

Miki is one of the funniest and nicest people everrrr 🤩 He’s very sarcastic but I love it😩 mate (in a Australian accent), Hes so cute bless and will make you laugh and happy. Also does football and wins a lot of matches, future footballer amirite. Hes a good person to talk to bc he is trustworthy and understanding😩 He has a really good personality love it🥴 he’s amazingggggggggggg, if ur reading this hiii miki

Twinningandwinning -F&M 2k19
Coconut water is refreshing said mikiiii🥴
Hey Mickey ur so fine ur so fine u blow my mind hey Mickey!!!

by Lololol hi January 14, 2019

mixci

dere er såååååååå morsomme! :D

by Anonymous February 11, 2003