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misty eyed

What happens to your eyes when A Brad
cums on your forehead and some of the seman drips down your eyebrow and gets in your eye.
Baby, I get a misty eyed when you shot your load on my face!
by Flamenheart June 26, 2004
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missti-eyed

That chick you thought was such an angel . Lil Miss Congenality
Till you catch her with your man.

A person who isn't what they seem. A blood sucker flea.
A conjured spell of a demon in the flesh.
John was caught misty-eyed when he looked at me.

Are you misty-eyed balling me?
by LeiairaRaine June 20, 2020
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Misty-Eye

A sexual act, when a male reaches orgasm, he grabs the partners hair, shoves there head back to look in his face, then proceeds to cum very hard, up their nose, often with thrusting.

The cum then travels through the partners sinuses, eventually reaching below the eyes.

This dries out over the next hour, and when the partner moves their eyes, the salt makes their eyes all crispy.

When the partner starts crying, the tears come out looking like cum all over again.
1: "Dude I totally misty-eyed that chick last night, her tears looked like off-milk!!" "No way! I thought she looked mistied this morning..."
by Jon0 October 24, 2008
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misty nigger

Often used as a term for a sand nigger(I.e people originating from sandy places)
Man1:Hey you heard about the 2nd Misty Nigger of Saudi Arabia?

Man2: Yah that's some niggery DIGGERY! I dont need another sand nigger in charge!
by HentaiGasm23 July 26, 2016
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misty diaz

The sexiest girl you'll ever meet ;) her vagina tastes of cherry's and she is the sweetest girl you'll ever meet she always makes people laugh ^.^ she just simply perfect
person 1- have you hung out with Misty Diaz lately?

person 2- hell yeah she's so perfect!
by Watermelonpussy January 25, 2014
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misty ache

Woah dude that cars really misty ache!
by Misty girl October 28, 2013
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Misty Winter

The act of urinating into someones rectum on a cold day, and them farting it out all over the room
"i gave my girfriend a misty winter last night"
by penaltube June 14, 2015
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